They say Wit has the plans but a half-wit has the stories. One may fail but the other is unlikely to try.
All Boneheads are in search of a life less ordinary and it leads us to do some pretty crazy things.
Sometimes it pays off, and sometimes it’s just “an education”.
Now a hero, we’re told is admired for their courage.
I’ll let the educated draw the connection but we believe, you may as well not get out alive if you don’t get a little boneheaded.
This absurdly refreshing Wit bier was conceived out of that exact scenario, “Think this’ll work?”
Backfires are pretty much a part of life when you are a Bonehead, it’s what you make of them that counts. Say you are planting a border on a farm, with no clue you’ve used an invasive species. Surprisingly, it’s rendered the farm a wasteland.
Seriously this Bonehead contains the OG of Australian Bonehead backfires; The Prickly Pear and just like the ill-fated cactus she is taking over, starting with you.
Don’t be fooled by those vibrant, alluring pink tones, take them as a warning. Trust us, she’s lovely, sweet, perfumed and almost charming, but be warned when you least expect it, BAM, upside the head with her bat!
Just call the sickie in now and save time, it’s inevitable